Married to the Company

Some say the U.S. Supreme Court's infamous "Citizen's United vs FEC" decision of 2010 legalized the principle of "corporate personhood", and here comes one of those corporate people now, named "Hangzhou iron and steel Ltd" (note the lack of capitalization).

Seems this company - may I call it "Hangela"? - is seeking to engage me "as her part-time regional intermediary executive". Wow, and I didn’t even have to buy her dinner!

While I'm flattered, to say the least, let me say right here and now that I have standards: If you're going to proposition me, try NOT spelling it out in Comic Sans font.