Here's an email I received, supposedly from "Cabela’s Survey Dept.", informing me that this is Your Chance to Get a Free Yeti Outdoor Bundle... whatever that is.

Whomever authored this cheesy come-on isn't even trying to hide their accent - I count 30 of 'em in their 40-word message!

Now here’s a bit of a head-scratcher… or is it? Why is my email provider advising me of voicemail messages?

In a world where far too many people live paycheck-to-paycheck, it’s good to know the nice people at G&GJ Loan Ltd have got your back… to the tune of (touches tip of pinkie to corner of mouth) One Hundred MEEELION Dollars!

Too bad, so sad… seems another supplier has passed on, not 3 months after the previous one shuffled off this mortal coil and prompted the sending of a suspiciously similar email…

Why should I “REPLY NOW” to an email from a UN agency that concluded claims-processing in 2005 and officially closed at the end of 2022?

My deepest condolences to you, Andre Rajaksoo, for the untimely passing of your former supplier…

Not every spam/scam email features perfect spelling – in fact, the vast majority do NOT – but this one purportedly from Jindal Steel Group passed the spellcheck smell test with flying colors.

"I scam you, you scam me..." Sorry "barny", all the sweet talk in the world isn't enough to get me to click on your bogus links…

Seems this company is seeking to engage me "as her part-time regional intermediary executive"…