Reveiw to a Kill

Now here's a scam spam email that looks scammier and spammier the more one "reviews" it!

Where to begin? Let's just say that this particular come-on was doomed from the start: I "will no longer be accessible" (whatever that means, but it sounds ominous) unless I confirm my email account by 8:20am. I, uh, received this email at 1:20pm sooo...

But that only leads us to a screaming red flag - I mean, it's actually RED - in the large title text ReveiwYourAccount. Yes, all one word, so to their credit they've misspelled only one word and not one out of three. Bravo.

Last but not least, is there anything more annoying than an open quote? There it is: "Starting... yet somehow never ending. Someone needs to reveiw their scam spam content or better yet, review it.