I'm sure this isn't dangerous... nah, what's the worst that can happen?

Old and busted: Your breath freezing in cold weather. New hotn- er, coldness: Your contact lenses freezing in even colder weather.

Old & busted: Being caught red-handed. New not-hotness: Being caught blue-handed whilst working a computer in winter.

"What does Will Smith leave in the snow?"... Thank you, Alex, but we're a long, long way from Bel Air and never will you ever see fresh prints like these there.

Those ain't mountains on the horizon... but when it forms, I wonder if I'll Everest.

Oh joy, my car is talking to me again! Don't you love that? And it always has some good news to impart, right? Right??