Maximum Security!

In a world where far too many people live paycheck-to-paycheck, it’s good to know the nice people at G&GJ Loan Ltd have got your back… to the tune of (touches tip of pinkie to corner of mouth) One Hundred MEEELION Dollars!

Think of what you could do with a cool Hunnerd Mill, besides buying a bunch of secure gov’t bonds and letting their interest pay the loan’s “cheap interest rate” for the next thirty years.

It’s such a good deal, one wonders why G&GJ Loan Ltd just didn’t do that, instead of reaching out to li’l old me. Hmm, it really does make you wonder…

But hey, life’s short and a million Benjamins can buy a lot of stuff, like a really big house.

Speaking of which, G&GJ’s email states their loans are “well secured to maximum security”, which seems to infer they’ve mortgaged a prison!

Maybe the “big house” you’ll find yourself living in isn’t the one you were expecting…